The blogs in this section are born sometime between the time I hit the bed and just before I go into a deep slumber. As funny as it may sound, think thatz when muh mind works in full gear and neurons are randomly fired! Sometimes they hit a nice pattern... And when it does, I remember it the next day morn!! And from now on, whenever I remember the pattern, you would get to read them over here!! Howizzit?! ;)

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

The Beauty of Nature - Part 1

About a year back, nothing was going right for me. Both my professional life and my personal life were taking a deep dive. I was trying to reason out as to why my life is taking such a big nose-dive. As every one that went through such a phase would know, its a futile excercise. Most of the time, think the best solution would be to attribute it to Murphy's Law - "When things have to go wrong, it will go wrong".

Anywayz, at that point of time, I was not as wise as I am right now (Atleast I think so, though most of the people that know me would strongly disagree!), I blamed Nature.

I thought world would be a fairer place, if every human being is an exact clone of the other. Every place/city/country is the exact replica of every other place/city/country. At this point, I know what would hit you - "How boring! How could you live a life, in which anything and everything is an exact replica of every other anything and every other everything!!". Letz rewind about a zillion years back and assume that you are God and you erase the colour blue from earth. By doing so, the zillions of people that would grace the earth to live would never know what a colour blue is!! Now letz extend this analogy to a place where anything and everything looks like every other anything and every other everything!! If you have got used to living such a life, why would you even care if everything looks the same?!

Now let's talk about what would happen, if all men were exact clones:

1. There would be 1 single race
2. There would be 1 single country
3. Since everyone knows how each person is going to react to a situation, it is easy to manage the people
4. There would be 1 single religion

I can go on and on listing stuff like that, but the bottom line is, world would be a fairer place! Infact such a world would be much more than more fairer! It would be a place where there would be no bloodshed! No war!! No Hatred!! (Not to forget heartbreaks in the matters of the heart;) )

I made the above conclusions and I convinced myself that Nature is crazy! It could have made life of people much more easier if it had simply replicated!

Now hold on! Dont brand me as an enemy of nature, roll up your sleeves and get ready to attack me! Later I did realise that for everything to what Nature is, there is a purpose... That you would read, in the second part... Till then, take care!

Cheers,

V

Sunday, October 17, 2004

Ever heard of a Reverse Theory of Relativity?!

I bet you have'nt, coz itz yours truly that came up with this theory :D But if you still say you have heard about this theory before, then there are 3 possibilities:

1. You are simplee lying
2. You are one of the very few people that think I am a waldo coz I told you all about this theory
3. You are among the very few people that were informed about this Reverse Theory of Relativity by the people that branded me a waldo :))

Well... Cant blame them, coz my imagination runs riot and this is just one among them.

You people heard abt Einstein and his "Theory of Relativity" right? Dude burst a bomb that basically converted Mass into Energy! Now can you give me an example of Energy gettin converted to Mass?!Easy muh friends... LIFE! A perfect example... LIFE is nothin but an energy of some kind... And this life energy gets converted into Mass... in this context our bodies.. So we live as long as this convertion takes place. One fine day, we use up all this energy and we droop dead one day!

Howzzat for my second blog?!

Peace Mates,

Cheers,

V

Wednesday, October 13, 2004

What would happen...

Have any of you people out there, thought about a scenario like this?! What happens when the value of the Rupee shoots up over time and one fine day 1 Rupee = 1 US Dollar?!

India is a developing country right?! I bet there would be no debate on that... We are also 1 billion plus people in this country. Our incomes are on the rise... So once your incomes are on the rise, purchasing power of the people are also on the rise. So the next logical conclusion would be, we need more stuff to be manufactured/imported and more services to the people in India who are experiencing an increase in purchasing power...

My point is... US and most of the western world, is looking for cheaper places to service its people and also to get its stuff manufactured... and the population of the US and the developed world put together is probably like 70% of the population of India?! :-? So when more and more people become rich in India and we need more and more people to service and manufacture stuff for these rich people, it kinda has a snowballing effect... Dont you think so? We got 1 billion people for christ sake!! Enough to do more business than all the developed countries put together... (But leave China out ;) )Dont you think so?! So we kinda would become a country that is self-sustaining... As in you dont need business from outside... You have enough business inside your country.... Precisely like what a US is today!

So when that happens... the value of Indian Rupee is sure to shoot up! So would we end up buying a BMW in India for Rs.35,499.99 only!? ;)

Think about it...

Cheers,

V